if it’s paperwork, you can count me out. /falls back onto couch, gets comfortable.) how could i possibly corrupt them? me? /lazily puts hand to heart.) i’ll play the good uncle eames. no gambling, no drinking - but you know, the gambling comes in handy sometimes.
work … besides invading other people’s dream world, you mean? /raise eyebrow.) haven’t you tried my cooking? /rubs chin.) i tried a bit in mombasa. i’m afraid i’m like you. i prefer going out. /small smile.) you’re in denial about a lot of things, aren’t you?
it is paperwork. yeah, you can’t even spell properly. i’ll just find you a job that focuses on your… strengths. and just look at yourself. you’re the word ‘corrupt’ in every sense. /shakes his head. you lose all your money.
… i never said i made an honest living. more honest than you, of course. /thinks. i can’t really remember. but don’t think that means i’m going to take you out to eat with me.
i don’t want to be named after a dog.
/breathy chuckle.) thank you, arthur dear. does that mean we’ll be working on the same job again? speaking of cobb, have you seen him lately? i’ve been meaning to visit his children.
.. in other words, a team. well, that’s no good, arthur ~ why don’t you make anything? i suppose now that i’m back, i can make dinner for the both of us. ecetera .. /looks into the fridge again, smh, forget if eames is good at cooking or not LOL. BURN/POISON ALL THE FOOD.) like i said, hide it well. if you haven’t re-named him, his name is still arthur. /pats on knees.) come here, arthur! :3
i don’t have any jobs i’m working on that need a forger. unless you just want some busy work, because i don’t mind dumping some of that onto you. /nods. i speak to him from time to time. the kids are doing pretty well, too. don’t corrupt them.
it’s not really a team at all. not in the conventional sense. some of us still need to work you know. /shrugs. it just… tastes better when some one else makes it. oh really, can you actually cook? /disbelieving stare.
that’s not his name.
-arthurthepointman started following you
Ah, well hello there Arthur. Good to see you again. Hope I haven’t cause too much trouble with you and Eames. I do tend to encourage him a bit too much. Sorry about that.
i think he’d be the same even without encouragement, so don’t worry about it.
so that’s a … yes to finding me a job? keeping close tabs on me should be able to tell you that i haven’t been getting rusty. i like to think i’ve gotten better but i’ll leave you to be the judge of that. nothing as dangerous as cobb’s idea, please. i’ve had enough of that for a lifetime. /returns the stare with a cocky grin.) fine, fine. have it your way.
your people? you’ve found a new team? /walks around arthur to scavenge through his kitchen for food.) fine. i’ve always enjoyed you picking out my clothes. /rolls eyes; bends down to search fridge.) later, if it’s still in your pocket. /holds wallet up HAHA GOT IT AGAIN WHILE WALKING AROUND :3) you re-named him?
yes, i’ll find you a job. i might know a few places that are looking for a forger… and yes, just let me be the judge of it. it’s better this way. well of course not anything like that. no amount of money would make me willing to do that again.
not a new team, per se. just a few people here and there that i like to work with more than once. /sighs. there’s nothing in there. i mainly go out to eat. /doesn’t admit he can’t cook. /yanks wallet back. stop that. and no, but his name isn’t arthur.
why not? have you got something against me working? since when have i ever screwed up a job, mm? you’ve got so much faith in me, arthur. i appreciate that. /slow grin.) wow indeed.
……………… /looks down at shirt.) would you prefer my shirt off, because this is the only thing i have right now. I: that’s exactly the sort of thing that’ll make you lose your wallet again. /sees arthur the dog; kneels down on one leg; picks him up.) good boy! have you missed me? :3 at least you’re a right sight better than the other arthur. /glances up; smiles.)
i don’t. i’d actually prefer it if you worked. i just don’t know how bad your work ethic has gotten so i can’t be sure. /just gives him a long stare. you’re still not sleeping in the bed.
keep it on. if you’re going to be working with my people then you’re going to get a new wardrobe that i pick out. my wallet is fine. i’ll hide it from you later. /rolls eyes. his name isn’t arthur.
*sigh* But I guess intention is what counts. Thank you Eames.
ouch, that hurts. /sarcasm~) well, you were right about one thing. completely broke on my end. have you got any jobs to work on? also … /looks at arthur, LEWD SMIRK, COME ON ARTHUR USE YOUR HEAD.) you were working? my apologies ~~
right now? … i haven’t done laundry in a while but i’m sure these clothes are clean. what’s wrong with my shirt? /STRIPED AND OFF-COLOURED, THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG, AND HIS TIE IS HORIZONTALLY STRIPED WAT.) only when i’m around, then? keep it in a safer place. /hands it to him.) the couch is fine. ;)
… are you seriously asking me for work right now? i could find you a few jobs if you actually swear you’ll do them. i don’t want you to ruin my reputation. /stareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. wow.
it looks like you ran it though the washer with a pack of crayola crayons until it formed the most vomit-inducing pattern of colors i have ever seen in my entire life. /grabs wallet and shoves into his back pocket.
would you like to be? /arches eyebrow.) then you should know that i’ve come not for the sole reason of .. being broke. /wat is grammar when speaking.) i’m sorry i haven’t stuck around enough. are you happier now that i’m back? /steps closer.)
/brings hand to mouth, breaths, sniffs.) i don’t smell anything. not at the moment. i’m completely sober, darling; trust me. /chuckles.) oh yes. you should keep your wallet in a safer place, or in a different place. you’ve always been so boring and predictable - keeping your wallet in the same spot every time. /holds wallet out of reach.) how about the bed?
i really don’t care anymore, eames. /deadpan. i’ll humor you. what’s your reason for coming back, then? /crosses arms across chest. no. you interrupt my work and break into my house.
i could smell you from a mile away. maybe it’s just your awful clothes that reek. you could have at least updated your fashion choices a little. i don’t exactly expect my wallet to be stolen every single time. /deep breath so he won’t smack him. don’t push it.
It’s been too long, Mr. Eames. You were missed. And by all means have all the luck you need for Arthur. That man needs all the Eames he can get to make sure he doesn’t work himself to death. Enjoy yourselfs, you two. ;)
was i? /smiles.) thank you, love. do you hear that, arthur?
That man needs all the Eames he can get to make sure he doesn’t work himself to death.
she speaks the truth, you know. i think you’d do well to listen to her. i’ll enjoy myself. can’t say the same for arthur. /smiles cheekily at him.)
… i appreciate the concern, but i think being around eames makes me more exhausted.
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